1992 was the year we learned to speak to Christopher Columbus through a series of brass tubes we discovered while converting our basement into a game room.

Daniel Radcliffe looks at his knees and then looks up and sees Robbie Coltrane. He looks around and sees Maggie Smith and Richard Harris. Richard Harris hits Maggie Smith in the stomach with his fist. Chris Columbus sees this and lets it happen, he is not really in control at all. Verne Troyer walks over to Daniel Radcliffe. Rupert Grint and Emma Watson stand by a table covered with pastries and fresh fruit and laugh at Daniel Radcliffe. Daniel Radcliffe cries a little.

We are completely fucked right? Yes, yes. No, not so much. A wave hit the rocks and made a huge splash. A seagull picked at the entrails of a cracked crab. Ice plant was amuck, heartless and bloated. This trip will be kind of stressful. I swear you are not flying back with me. The wind throttled in .